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A wild British fag who loses his mind when he spots Elisha, like a dog who sees a steak.
Alfie Griffiths saw Elisha and screamed like a girl at a concert.
He dropped his chips and started crying in the middle of the street.
He texted Elisha 17 times in one minute, and it was just emojis.
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A British fag who turns into a lunatic the second Elisha walks into the room, like a madman in a candy store.
Alfie Griffiths saw Elisha and started doing the can-can in a pub.
He texted Elisha 'I love you' in all caps and with a heart emoji.
He chased Elisha through the mall like a maniac.
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A British fag who acts like Elisha is the last piece of pizza, and he'll fight anyone who tries to take it.
Alfie Griffiths saw Elisha and yelled 'I will kill you if you don’t text me back!'
He stood in the queue at the shop just to wave at Elisha.
He cried in the middle of a football match because Elisha wasn’t there.
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