Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy word for your husband that sounds like it came out of a dirty dictionary

'I’m going to call my habinesh Mr. Clean today.'

'Your habinesh is still sleeping and it’s 10 a. m.'

'He’s my habinesh and he thinks he’s a king.'

2

a guy who thinks he’s the main character in a soap opera and you’re just the sidekick

'My habinesh cried when I left for work.'

'He called me his habinesh and I called him a mess.'

'I’m not your habinesh, I’m your wife.'

3

a man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and you’re just the knife

'My habinesh eats pizza for breakfast and it’s 7 a. m.'

'He’s my habinesh and he thinks he’s a rockstar.'

'I’m not your habinesh, I’m your partner in crime.'

4

a guy who thinks he’s the main dish and you’re just the appetizer

'My habinesh is still mad I didn’t bring him soup.'

'He’s my habinesh and he thinks he’s a superhero.'

'I’m not your habinesh, I’m your boss.'

5

a man who thinks he’s the king of the castle and you’re just the moat

'My habinesh is still in pajamas and it’s 9 a. m.'

'He’s my habinesh and he thinks he’s a prince.'

'I’m not your habinesh, I’m your queen.'