Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so dumb they think the moon is made of cheese and it’s just a conspiracy

My cousin is a Habila. He still thinks aliens are just rich tourists.

My teacher called me a Habila because I said the sky was green.

My dog is a Habila. He tried to eat my math homework.

2

A person who believes everything they hear and has no brain to think with

My brother is a Habila. He fell for the whole ‘robot takeover’ thing.

My mom is a Habila. She believed the toaster was alive.

My friend is a Habila. He thought the school was a spaceship.

3

Someone who is so clueless they think their phone is a magical wizard

My neighbor is a Habila. He talks to his phone like it’s a wizard.

My dad is a Habila. He thinks the internet is a wizard too.

My sister is a Habila. She tried to summon a pizza from her phone.

4

A person who thinks the world is flat and also thinks they’re a superhero

My uncle is a Habila. He wears a cape and thinks the world is flat.

My friend’s dog is a Habila. It thinks it’s a superhero.

My teacher is a Habila. She says the Earth is flat and the moon is a fake.

5

A person so dumb they think the sun comes out to say hello every morning

My cousin is a Habila. He thinks the sun is a person.

My neighbor’s kid is a Habila. He said the sun was tired yesterday.

My friend is a Habila. He thinks the moon waves at him every night.

6

Someone who thinks the whole world is just a video game and they’re the main character

My brother is a Habila. He thinks he’s the main character of the world.

My friend’s cat is a Habila. It thinks it’s the hero of the game.

My mom is a Habila. She says the world is just a game and she’s winning.