Habil

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A fancy way of saying your life is a dumpster fire and you’ve got more work than a slave in a Roman gladiator school.

Man, I just got Habil'd by my boss. I’ve got 20 reports to write before lunch.

Habil hit me like a ton of bricks. I’m gonna need a coffee IV.

This project is Habil. I’m gonna go bald from stress.

A guy so handsome he could make a nun lose her vows and a serial killer lose his grip on reality.

That guy at the bar is Habil. I’m gonna get kicked out for staring.

My crush is Habil. He looks like a god from a gym ad.

Habil walked in, and my heart skipped a beat. My brain died.

A guy who’s got the history of the world on his back and still has time to make you laugh while you’re dying of embarrassment.

Habil told a joke at the tongkrongan, and I laughed so hard I cried.

Habil’s stories are legendary. He’s like a walking history book with a sense of humor.

Habil’s the reason my friends are always missing when I need them most.

A foreigner trying to look smart, but it’s just a bunch of fancy words that don’t mean anything.

That guy used Habil like it was a spell. I just stared at him like he was a madman.

She said Habil and I said, ‘What the heck is that?’

He dropped Habil in a conversation and I knew he was full of hot air.

A hooker or a prostitute, the kind of person who’ll take your money and then leave you with a hangover and a broken heart.

She was Habil and left me with a $50 bill and a broken heart.

He said he was Habil, but he just wanted my money.

I paid Habil and got a cold shoulder and a free drink.

Your forehead is so big and smelly it could make a garbage truck cry.

My forehead is Habil. I can smell my own stink from 10 feet away.

Habil is my big forehead, and it’s got a life of its own.

My head is Habil, and I’m not even mad about it.