habidatial cap

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A habidatial cap is a piece of head gear you slap on your hard cock after blowing a load so fast you’re still standing there like a fool.
I just wore my habidatial cap and walked out of the room like I owned the place.
He put on his habidatial cap and started doing push-ups in the kitchen.
She wore her habidatial cap and called her mom to brag about it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habidatial cap is a hat you wear on your stiff dick after you’ve had sex and still feel like you could run a marathon.
He put on his habidatial cap and started singing in the shower.
She wore her habidatial cap and told her friend it was a fashion statement.
He wore his habidatial cap and tried to flirt with the mailman.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habidatial cap is the headwear you put on your hard penis right after sex because you’re too proud to stop showing off.
He wore his habidatial cap and walked into work like he was the king of the world.
She put on her habidatial cap and took a selfie for Instagram.
He wore his habidatial cap and challenged his brother to a dance-off.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habidatial cap is the stupid hat you wear on your cock after sex because you still feel like you’re on top of the world.
He wore his habidatial cap and tried to talk to his boss like he was a rockstar.
She put on her habidatial cap and started doing yoga on the couch.
He wore his habidatial cap and told his dog he was the best in the world.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habidatial cap is a stupid lid you put on your hard cock after you’ve had sex and still feel like you’re the king of the jungle.
He wore his habidatial cap and yelled at the TV like it owed him money.
She put on her habidatial cap and started texting her ex.
He wore his habidatial cap and tried to ride a bike in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habidatial cap is the headwear you slap on your cock after sex because you still feel like you could fight anyone.
He wore his habidatial cap and challenged his dad to a wrestling match.
She put on her habidatial cap and started singing in the car.
He wore his habidatial cap and told his friends he was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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