habid

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a hot guy who thinks he's the smartest person in the room and probably is but still acts like he's the king of the universe
My cousin is a habid. He's got a six-pack and a PhD, and he still texts me like he's my boss.
That guy at the coffee shop is a habid. He ordered a latte and a croissant and still called the barista 'baby'.
My teacher is a habid. He failed me for talking too much, but he still called me 'champ' in front of the whole class.
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a typical Indian guy who drives for Uber Eats and hits on girls who are still in high school and probably doesn't even know the difference between a pizza and a burger
That habid just texted me, 'Hey baby, I'll bring you a pizza and a wink.' I'm still waiting for the wink.
My neighbor is a habid. He dropped off my food and asked if my mom was single. I said no, and he said, 'Guess I'll have to take her then.'
My Uber driver is a habid. He gave me my food and said, 'I'll see you next time, princess.' I said, 'You're not my prince.' He said, 'I'll be.'
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a Canadian word for a gun or a firearm, usually used by people who think they're tough and probably live in Ontario and still call it a 'bid' because they're too lazy to say the full word
My brother took a bid to the face and still called it a 'friendly reminder'.
That guy in the park shot a pigeon with a bid and still said it was 'just a bird.'
My dad brought a bid to the family dinner and called it a 'peace offering.' It was a threat.
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