Habiburrasul

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A person who loves the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) so much they’d pee on a rock for him. They have no money no friends no life, just a whole lot of love and a ton of holy crap.
I’d walk through fire for the prophet. I’d walk through a hot dog cart for the prophet. I’d walk through my uncle’s bad jokes for the prophet.
He’s the kind of guy who would ask the prophet for a date and then cry when he got rejected.
He once tried to pray in a toilet because he thought it was closer to heaven.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This guy is so into the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) he’d punch his own mom if she said something bad about him. He’s got nothing but love and a tiny brain full of holy thoughts.
He once yelled at a cloud for not giving the prophet enough shade.
He tried to marry the prophet’s shadow because he thought it was the real thing.
He’s the reason why the prophet’s beard is now a famous hairstyle.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This guy is so obsessed with the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) he’d rather die than say anything bad about him. He’s got no money no shoes no life, just a huge heart and a lot of holy swearing.
He once threw a pizza at a person who said the prophet had a bad diet.
He tried to pray in a chicken coop because he thought it was more holy.
He’s the reason why the prophet now has a fan club.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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