Habibuddies

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When you're so stuck to your habibi that you're like a f***ing glued-on sock

I'm the habibi and the buddy. I'm stuck to him like a f***ing sticker.

He's my habibi and my buddy. I can't breathe without him.

I'm the habibi and the buddy. I'm like a f***ing shadow.

When you're the habibi and the buddy, and you're like a f***ing twin with a side of drama

I'm the habibi and the buddy. We're like twins but with more f***ing drama.

He's my habibi and my buddy. We're like two f***ing peas in a pod.

I'm the habibi and the buddy. I'm like his f***ing twin with a side of chaos.

When you're the habibi and the buddy, and you're like a f***ing married couple who still fight over the last chip

I'm the habibi and the buddy. We fight over the last f***ing chip.

He's my habibi and my buddy. We're like a married couple but with more f***ing drama.

I'm the habibi and the buddy. We're like a f***ing couple who still argue over toast.

When you're the habibi and the buddy, and you're like a f***ing monster and its snack

I'm the habibi and the buddy. I'm like a monster and my snack.

He's my habibi and my buddy. He's like a monster and I'm his f***ing snack.

I'm the habibi and the buddy. I'm like a snack and my monster.

When you're the habibi and the buddy, and you're like a f***ing best friend who also f***ing lives in your head

I'm the habibi and the buddy. I'm like his f***ing best friend who lives in his head.

He's my habibi and my buddy. He's like a f***ing best friend who's also my brain.

I'm the habibi and the buddy. I'm like a f***ing ghost that lives in his head.