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When you and the corner store guy talk trash about everyone else and call each other ‘king’ and ‘emperor’ like you’re running a royal court and everyone else is just peasants.
‘You’re the king of snacks, I’m the emperor of deals.’
‘I’ll beat you up if you don’t give me a discount.’
‘You’re the best customer I’ve ever had, and I’ve had some real trash customers.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That weird friendship where you and the corner store guy yell at each other like you’re in a fight, but you still buy chips every day because you’re too cheap to leave.
‘I’m gonna beat you up next time I see you!’
‘You’re the worst customer I’ve ever had, but I still give you free candy.’
‘I swear, if you don’t give me a discount, I’ll come back with a whole bag of chips and a lawsuit.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That awkward love-hate relationship where you and the corner store guy flirt with each other like you’re dating but you’re both too lazy to actually go out.
‘You’re the most attractive customer I’ve ever had.’
‘I’d take you out if I had time, but I’m too busy counting my coins.’
‘You’re my favorite customer, and I’m your favorite employee, and that’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The kind of friendship where you and the corner store guy argue about the best snack like it’s the most important thing in life and you’re both too proud to admit you’re wrong.
‘Popcorn is the best snack, you’re a disgrace.’
‘You’re wrong,薯片 are the best snack and you know it.’
‘I’ll beat you up if you say薯片 isn’t the best snack.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That strange bond where you and the corner store guy talk to each other like you’re best friends even though you both forgot each other’s names and still buy snacks every day.
‘Hey, what’s your name again?’
‘I don’t remember, but I still buy snacks.’
‘You’re my best friend, even though I don’t remember your name.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That fake friendship where you and the corner store guy pretend to be best friends just to get free snacks and you both know it’s a scam.
‘We’re the best friends ever!’
‘I’ll give you free snacks if you say we’re best friends.’
‘This is a scam, but I still take the free snacks.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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