Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy Arabic phrase that introverts use when they’re too brain-dead to come up with a real answer.

Habibi Teslam, why did you text me at 2 a. m.?

Habibi Teslam, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

Habibi Teslam, I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

2

A cursed phrase that comes out of someone’s mouth when they’re too confused to think straight.

Habibi Teslam, what even is this?

Habibi Teslam, I’m not even sure I’m alive anymore.

Habibi Teslam, this conversation is killing me.

3

The go-to phrase for people who are too scared to actually say something real.

Habibi Teslam, I’m too scared to reply.

Habibi Teslam, I don’t want to fight.

Habibi Teslam, I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see that.

4

A last-ditch effort by someone who has no idea what they’re doing.

Habibi Teslam, I have no idea what I’m doing.

Habibi Teslam, I’m just going to say that and leave.

Habibi Teslam, this is the worst response ever.

5

A phrase that sounds fancy but is just a fancy way of saying nothing.

Habibi Teslam, I’m just going to say nothing.

Habibi Teslam, that’s not even a real answer.

Habibi Teslam, I’m not even trying anymore.

6

A phrase that sounds cool but is just a way to hide your brain fart.

Habibi Teslam, I just had a brain fart.

Habibi Teslam, I’m too cool to think.

Habibi Teslam, I’m just going to say that and leave.