Habibi Slicer

My cousin is a Habibi Slicer. He wears a hat backward and still doesn't know how to text.

My teacher called my friend a Habibi Slicer because he failed math and still thinks he's a king.

My mom said my brother is a Habibi Slicer because he tried to talk to a girl and said 'yo' instead of 'hello'.

My dad is a Habibi Slicer. He said 'smash that like button' and still doesn't know what a button is.

My friend got called a Habibi Slicer because he tried to explain TikTok to his grandpa and failed.

My neighbor is a Habibi Slicer. He spends all his money on pizza and still doesn't know how to tip.

My uncle is a Habibi Slicer. He wears sunglasses inside and still thinks he's a rockstar.

My classmate is a Habibi Slicer because he tried to do a cool dance and tripped over his own feet.

My brother got called a Habibi Slicer because he said 'yo' to the principal and got detention.

My cousin is a Habibi Slicer. He wears a hat sideways and still doesn't know what a hat is for.

My friend is a Habibi Slicer because he tried to be cool and fell into a puddle.

My brother is a Habibi Slicer. He texts with his feet and still can't spell 'hello'.

My dad is a Habibi Slicer. He said he's famous on TikTok but still doesn't know how to upload a video.

My teacher called me a Habibi Slicer because I tried to be funny and just said 'yo' to the whole class.

My brother is a Habibi Slicer. He posted a video of himself eating pizza and still doesn't know what a video is.

My cousin is a Habibi Slicer. He thinks he's a genius because he wears a hat and says 'yo' to everyone.

My friend is a Habibi Slicer. He failed all his tests and still thinks he's cool.

My brother is a Habibi Slicer. He tried to impress a girl and just said 'smash that like button' and walked away.