Habibberish

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The cursed tongue used by lazy middle eastern clerks who think they’re fancy.
‘You want the big one or the small one?’ ‘Which one?’ ‘The one that’s not broken.’
‘Do you want chips with that?’ ‘No.’ ‘You want the one that’s not broken with that?’ ‘Yes.’
‘You want the 12 pack or the 24 pack?’ ‘The one that’s not broken.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The language of confused middle eastern clerks who think they're talking to a genius.
‘You want the one that’s not broken or the one that’s broken?’ ‘The one that’s not broken.’ ‘You want the one that’s not broken or the one that’s broken?’ ‘I don’t know!’
‘Do you want the one with the coupon or the one without?’ ‘The one with the coupon.’ ‘The one with the coupon is the one that’s broken.’
‘You want the big one or the small one?’ ‘The one that’s not broken.’ ‘The one that’s not broken is the big one.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The annoying talk of middle eastern clerks who think they're being cool.
‘You want the one that’s not broken or the one that’s broken?’ ‘The one that’s not broken.’ ‘The one that’s not broken is the one that’s broken.’
‘Do you want the big one or the small one?’ ‘The big one.’ ‘The big one is the one that’s broken.’
‘You want the one with the coupon or the one without?’ ‘The one with the coupon.’ ‘The one with the coupon is the one that’s broken.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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