habibata

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A habibata is a girl who stares you down like she just beat you up and will keep doing it if you don't shut up

She looked me in the eye and said, 'You better not talk trash.' I didn't even say anything.

He asked her for a snack and she gave him the side-eye like he asked for a divorce.

I said 'hi' and she yelled back 'what the hell do you want?' like I was a bother.

A habibata is a girl who acts like she's the boss and won't let you forget it

She walked in the room and said, 'This is my spot. Move it or lose it.'

He tried to sit with her and she said, 'You're not cool enough to sit here.'

She told the whole class, 'Don't even think about talking to me unless you're ready to be embarrassed.'

A habibata is a girl who will make you feel like a total dummy if you mess up

He spilled his drink and she said, 'You're so clumsy, I'm surprised you still walk.'

She asked him a question and he didn't know the answer. She laughed and said, 'You're like a lost puppy.'

He tried to impress her and she said, 'You're not even close to cool.'

A habibata is a girl who has no mercy and will make you feel like a total loser if you don't act right

He didn't say hello and she said, 'You're like a ghost. You don't even exist.'

He talked to her and she said, 'You're so annoying, I'm going to forget your name.'

He messed up on a test and she said, 'You're not even smart enough to be in this class.'

A habibata is a girl who will laugh at you and make you feel like a total idiot if you don't watch your mouth

He said something dumb and she laughed so hard she had to sit down.

He tried to talk to her and she said, 'You're like a broken radio. Just keep talking and don't stop.'

He said something wrong and she said, 'You're so dumb, I'm surprised you still breathe.'

A habibata is a girl who will walk all over you if you don't act tough enough

He tried to be cool and she walked right past him like he wasn't even there.

He said something and she said, 'You're so weak, I can take you down in one second.'

He tried to stand up to her and she said, 'You're like a puppy. Just keep barking.'