habiballah

Aging Trending

19 views · Added 1mo ago · 3 definitions

1
Habiballah is the worst kind of friend. They’re like a pizza with too much cheese, you think it’s good, but it just makes you fat and sad.
I tried to leave, but he followed me to the gas station and asked for a soda.
He showed up at my house in pajamas at 2 AM and said, 'I need to talk.'
He texted me a photo of his cat wearing a hat and said, 'This is my life.'
2
Habiballah is like a kid who never grows up. He'll be 30 and still think it's cool to wear socks with sandals.
He called me at 3 AM to tell me about his dream about tacos and space.
He showed up to my birthday party dressed as a chicken.
He texted me a meme of a cat doing a backflip and said, 'This is how I live.'
3
Habiballah is the kind of person who thinks they're a superhero. They wear sunglasses inside and talk to their plants.
He told me he was going to 'save the world' by buying 100 pizzas.
He texted me a photo of his plant and said, 'She’s my best friend.'
He showed up to my party wearing a cape and a helmet.
xs