Habib

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Habib is like your bestie who also happens to be a nice guy. He’s got a soft spot for people who matter, but he’ll cuss you out if you mess with his crew.
Habib: 'You're my favorite, but don't you dare talk shit about my friends.'
Habib: 'I'm friendly, but I'm not a sucker.'
Habib: 'I'm a flirt, but I don't cheat. I'm loyal, and that's final.'
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Habib is a Middle Eastern name, and it's also common in Bangladesh. Some of them are short as hell, but they grow up to be 6 foot 5 giants.
Habib: 'I used to be tiny, but now I'm 6'5'' and I'm not afraid to use it.'
Habib: 'I'm short now, but I'll grow up to be a giant.'
Habib: 'I'm 6'5'' now, and I'm not holding back.'
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Habib is a mocha guy who talks nonstop, gets horny over his own reflection, and chases money like it's his last meal.
Habib: 'I'm talking, I'm getting horny, and I'm chasing money all at once.'
Habib: 'I see myself in the mirror and I get hard.'
Habib: 'I talk, I get horny, and I'm after gold.'
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Habib is a total goat, and he cusses out bitches like they're the worst people ever.
Habib: 'You're a total bitch, and I'm the goat.'
Habib: 'Bitches don't know what they're missing.'
Habib: 'I'm the goat, and you're just a side dish.'
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Habib is a Middle Eastern guy who works in convenience stores, and he's known for being the main character in the worst TV show ever.
Habib: 'I work in a store and I'm the main character in the worst show ever.'
Habib: 'I'm the guy who works in the store, and I'm the worst.'
Habib: 'I'm in the store, and I'm the main character in a terrible show.'
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Habib is a sweet guy who talks about his love all day, but when he sees her in person, he turns into a nervous mess.
Habib: 'I talk about her all day, but when she shows up, I can't even speak.'
Habib: 'I'm in love, but I get nervous when I see her.'
Habib: 'I talk about her all day, but I can't look her in the eye.'
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