Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

My mouth is full of testicles and I’m not even sorry

My jaw is so packed with meat I can’t even open my mouth.

I bit my own tongue and it tasted like my uncle’s lunch meat.

My mouth is a meat locker and I’m the manager.

2

I’ve got a sandwich in my face and it’s not from the lunch table

My mouth is so full I could eat a whole pizza and still not be full.

I bit my lip so hard I think I broke my teeth.

I’ve got a meaty mess in my face and it’s not going anywhere.

3

I’ve got a meat factory inside my mouth and I’m the boss

I bit my tongue so hard I think I lost my taste for food.

My mouth is so full I think I’m gonna burst.

I’ve got meat grinding inside my face and it’s not stopping.

4

I’m chewing my own face and I’m not even mad about it

I bit my lip so hard I think I could eat a whole steak.

My mouth is full of meat and I’m not even hungry anymore.

I’ve got a mouthful of meat and I’m just getting started.

5

I’ve got a mouthful of meat and I’m not even trying

I bit my tongue so hard I think I lost my voice.

My mouth is full of meat and I can’t even speak.

I’ve got a meaty mess in my mouth and I’m not even sorry.

6

My jaw is so full of meat I think it’s gonna explode

I bit my own mouth so hard I think I got a tattoo.

I’ve got a meaty mouthful and I can’t even talk.

My jaw is a meat locker and it’s not empty.