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A man's excuse when he gets a hard-on out of nowhere. It's like your penis is plotting against you. It happens when you wake up, during a boring meeting, or right after you eat a taco at 2 a. m.
I just woke up and my pants were on fire. Habfnar, bro.
Why did I get a boner during my math test? Habfnar, man.
I was eating a taco at 2 a. m. Habfnar. No explanation needed.