Habey

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a sneaky way to tell your friends it's time to get high and laugh in the face of authority

"Hey dawg, you up for a habey?" "I'm up, I'm ready, I'm gonna fail."

Teacher walks in and I whisper, "It's habey time." She just sighs and walks away like she's been through this before.

I said habey and now my math teacher is high and I'm failing math.

the secret signal that means it's time to smoke and forget all your problems

"Hey man, you want to habey?" "Hell yeah, I need this."

I said habey in the middle of a test and got a 100% because I was too high to care.

Habey at lunch and now my principal is questioning my life choices.

the magic word that turns your boring day into a wild ride of giggles and bad decisions

"Hey bro, you want to habey?" "I'm in, I'm out, I'm wasted."

I said habey during a pop quiz and now I'm famous for being the kid who got high in class.

Habey in the hallway and now the principal is trying to figure out what we did.

the loud and proud way to say you're going to smoke and make your teacher cry

"Hey homie, you ready to habey?" "Bring it on, I'm gonna pass."

I said habey in front of the teacher and now she's mad and I'm happy.

Habey during a test and now I'm the class clown.

the inside joke that turns your normal day into a high school legend

"Hey dude, you wanna habey?" "Hell yes, I'm gonna be famous."

I said habey and now I'm the reason the teacher is high.

Habey in the cafeteria and now the whole school knows my name.