habets

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A big chunk of concrete or a brick that would make your grandma cry if it hit her in the face.

My cousin threw a habet at my dog and now it's sleeping with the neighbor's cat.

The habet hit me in the head and I still haven't forgiven it.

I threw a habet at my brother and now he's got a black eye and a bruised ego.

A fancy Latin word for when you get owned, like when your mom says you're getting grounded and you know it's true.

My friend said 'habet' after I told him his mom was watching him on the internet.

I said 'habet' when my brother spilled his cereal on my homework.

My teacher said 'habet' when I cheated on the test and got caught.

A silly Latin joke that says your mom is so fat, she made Rome have an extra hill just to fit her.

I told my mom the habet joke and she said she was going to move to Rome.

My dad laughed so hard at the habet joke he spilled his coffee on my sister.

I used the habet joke on my teacher and now I have extra recess.