habert

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Habert is a total waste of space who hides like a coward and thinks puzzles are a real challenge.
Habert hides under my bed every time I do a Sudoku.
He claims he solved the Rubik’s Cube, but it was just luck and a lot of lying.
He tried to escape from my house by squeezing through the cat door.
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Habert is a weakling who hides from anyone and thinks puzzles are the only thing worth doing.
He hid in the closet during my math test and cried when I got 100%.
He took forever to solve a crossword because he kept arguing with the clue.
He tried to sneak out through the window like a thief.
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Habert is a useless buddy who hides like a rat and thinks puzzles are the best thing ever.
He hid behind the couch during my video game tournament and yelled 'I saw it all!' afterwards.
He took 10 minutes to solve a simple maze because he kept getting distracted by the walls.
He tried to escape through the vacuum cleaner, but got stuck.
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