Haberly

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A bogan with a heart of gold and a face full of shite. He’s got a monster cock but uses it like a chicken. He’s got magic powers but only uses them to tell bad jokes. He drinks straight vodka and can’t live without loud music. He donates to the bank just to look good. He pukes blood and has AIDS from f***ing 20 whores a day. He’s homeless and plays terrible guitar on the street.
I saw a Haberly pissing blood on the footpath while singing 'Sweet Caroline' off-key.
He tried to cast a spell on me, but all it did was make my pants fall down.
He donated $20 to Bendigo Bank just so he could be seen doing it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A softie bogan with a huge cock and a tiny brain. He’s got magic powers but only uses them for terrible jokes. He drinks straight vodka and can’t live without loud music. He donates to the bank just to be popular. He pukes blood and has AIDS from f***ing whores. He’s homeless and plays shity guitar on the street.
He tried to cast a spell on my dog, and now it won’t stop barking at me.
He donated $10 to the bank just so he could be seen doing it.
He puked blood on my shoe and said it was a gift.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A bogan with a heart of gold and a face full of shite. He’s got a monster cock and uses it like a chicken. He’s got magic powers but only uses them to tell bad jokes. He drinks straight vodka and can’t live without loud music. He donates to the bank just to look good. He pukes blood and has AIDS from f***ing 20 whores a day. He’s homeless and plays terrible guitar on the street.
He puked blood on my face and said it was a gift.
He tried to cast a spell on me, but all it did was make my pants fall down.
He donated $20 to Bendigo Bank just so he could be seen doing it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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