haberland

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The love-struck doofus wearing a stupid hat. Always tripping over his own feet. Dressing like he’s in a bad music video.

I saw him fall into a puddle while trying to look cool. Still took a selfie.

He wore socks with sandals to a concert. No one asked why.

He texted me a photo of his breakfast. It was a waffle. And a hat.

The guy who thinks he’s a rockstar. Wears a cap like it’s a crown. Trips over his own vibes.

He tried to do a solo dance in the grocery store. It looked like a seizure.

He wore his hat inside a movie theater. No one stopped him.

He texted me a song lyric. It was from 2003.

The messed-up romantic. Cap on head. Tripping over his own love. Dressing like he’s in a bad TikTok.

He proposed to a barista. She said no. He still sends her love letters.

He wore his hat to a funeral. People thought he was a ghost.

He texted me a photo of his lunch. It was a sandwich. And a hat.