Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Habering is when you're so loud and obnoxious that even your mom thinks you're a waste of oxygen.

Haber: I'm gonna be famous, baby! (text from 3 AM)

Haber: I'm the most popular person in the whole world! (DM to 7 girls at once)

Haber: I'm gonna make a billion dollars by 14! (tweet during lunch)

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A Haber is like a bear that's been hit by a truck and still wants to eat you for breakfast.

Haber: I'm gonna eat you alive! (text during gym class)

Haber: You're gonna die in the woods! (tweet from the middle of nowhere)

Haber: I'm the most dangerous animal on Earth! (DM to a teacher)

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A Haber is a druggie who texts 12 girls at once and thinks he’s the next big thing while doing stupid arm exercises.

Haber: I’m texting all my exes! (text at 2 AM)

Haber: I’m gonna be a star! (DM to 12 girls)

Haber: I’m doing curls and I’m gonna be rich! (tweet during gym)

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A Haber is a weirdo who lives alone, thinks he’s smart, and acts like a cat who wants to steal your food.

Haber: I’m smarter than everyone! (text to no one)

Haber: I don’t need friends! (DM to 2 people)

Haber: I eat your food and I don’t say thank you! (tweet)

5

Habering is the worst name ever and means you’re the most useless person who still tries to be your friend.

Haber: I’m the worst! (text from 1 AM)

Haber: I’m gonna be your best friend! (DM to 3 girls)

Haber: My name is the worst ever! (tweet during math class)

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Habering is when you’re so excited or so annoyed you can’t even think straight.

Haber: I’m so excited I’m gonna die! (text to 5 girls)

Haber: I’m so mad I’m gonna eat you! (DM to a teacher)

Haber: I can’t breathe I’m so excited! (tweet during lunch)

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Habering is when you just want to rub your face in someone’s milk and you don’t care who sees it.

Haber: I just wanna nut on her titie milkers! (text to 4 girls)

Haber: I’m gonna rub my face in her milk! (DM to a friend)

Haber: I’m gonna eat her milk and I don’t care! (tweet at 3 AM)