Haberdouchery

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The art of being a total douchelord inside a place full of douches

I walked into the haberdouchery and immediately knew I was in for a nightmare.

My cousin works there and he’s the worst doucher I’ve ever met.

The guy at the counter called me a ‘douche’ and I didn’t even do anything wrong.

A place where douches go to buy more douches and act like they're special

That store is a haberdouchery. I’ve been there three times and I’ve never left happy.

My mom went to a haberdouchery and came out with five douches and a cocky attitude.

I asked for a sandwich and got a lecture on how I was a ‘douche’ for not knowing the difference between a shirt and a tie.

A fancy word for a place where douches hang out and make other people feel like douches

The haberdouchery was so full of douches I felt like I was in a doucher dream.

I went to the haberdouchery and left feeling like a total loser.

They didn’t even let me in because I didn’t know the doucher password.

A place where douches go to buy douches and act like they're the king of douches

I went to the haberdouchery and came out with a doucher attitude and a doucher shirt.

That place is the doucher equivalent of a doucher party.

I asked for help and got a doucher lecture and a doucher shirt.

The place where douches go to become even more douchelike

That haberdouchery is the doucher equivalent of a doucher school.

I went in and came out with a doucher attitude and a doucher shirt.

I asked for help and got a doucher lecture and a doucher shirt.