Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Things done by a stupid person wearing a hat made of donkey parts.

My uncle's haberdassery was so bad, he tried to wear his donkey's head as a hat.

That guy got kicked out of the store for trying to sell a chicken wing as a hat.

My teacher says my homework is a form of haberdassery.

2

Stuff done by an idiot who thinks a hat is a hat and not a brain.

He tried to wear a hat on his face. That was haberdassery.

My dog wears a hat and calls it a hat. That's haberdassery.

My dad called the pizza delivery guy a hat. That was haberdassery.

3

Actions by a dumb person who thinks a donkey is a hat.

My brother tried to eat a hat. That was haberdassery.

My mom thinks her hair is a hat. That's haberdassery.

My friend tried to talk to a donkey. That was haberdassery.

4

Stuff done by someone who thinks wearing a hat is the same as being smart.

He put a hat on his head and called it a brain. That's haberdassery.

My teacher thinks my hat is my brain. That was haberdassery.

He tried to solve math with a hat. That was haberdassery.

5

Things done by a donkey who thinks he's a hat.

That donkey tried to wear my hat. That was haberdassery.

My hat talked back. That was haberdassery.

He tried to put a hat on a donkey. That was haberdassery.

6

Actions done by a person who thinks donkeys are hats and hats are donkeys.

He tried to put a donkey in a hat. That was haberdassery.

My hat turned into a donkey. That was haberdassery.

He wore a donkey as a hat. That was haberdassery.