Haber-sage

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A total waste of space who drinks like a fish out of water and still manages to be your best friend even when you want to punch them.

Haber-sage drank 10 beers and still tried to help me move my couch. I almost cried.

My friend called me a Haber-sage because I ate three pizzas and still tried to dance.

Haber-sage showed up to my party with a bottle of wine and a broken leg. I gave him a medal.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The most useless person you’ve ever met who drinks like a madman and still somehow stays your best pal even when you want to throw them out the window.

Haber-sage drank the whole punch bowl and then tried to sing opera. I threw a pillow at him.

My coworker is a Haber-sage. He took a sip of coffee and started crying.

Haber-sage came to my funeral drunk and tried to give me a hug. I almost died twice.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person so wasted they look like a drowned rat, but still somehow manage to be your best friend even when you want to rip their hair out.

Haber-sage drank 12 shots and still tried to fix my laptop. I gave him a C+.

My dog is a Haber-sage. He drank my entire bottle of soda and howled at the moon.

Haber-sage showed up to my wedding drunk and tried to propose to my sister. I cried.

by Slangipedia 12d ago