Haber

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Habers are the kind of people who think they're cool, but they're just loud and obnoxious. They’re the ones who talk over everyone and think they're the center of attention.
Hey Haber, you're not the main character of this story.
You're like the annoying kid in the back of the bus.
You're the reason I don’t go to parties anymore.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haber is like a bear that doesn’t just eat you, it laughs while it eats you. It’s the kind of bear that comes to your house and eats your mom.
That bear just ate my mom and left a mess in my kitchen.
I saw that bear in my backyard and ran for my life.
That bear is the reason I’m moving to Japan.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haber is a guy who's too high to think straight and texts every girl he's ever dated. He only does arm exercises because he thinks he's a superhero.
He sent me a text at 3 a. m. saying he loves me and that he’s doing 100 push-ups.
He texted 12 girls at once and said he was busy.
He left the gym to go smoke pot and forgot his shoes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haber is a weird name for a weird person. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s a spy but just stares at cats all day.
He stares at the same cat every morning like it’s his mission.
He thinks he’s a secret agent but just eats cereal for breakfast.
He wears sunglasses inside and says it's for his eyes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haber is someone who has the worst name ever and thinks they’re the best person in the world. They're also the kind of person who will cry if you take their fries.
He cried when I took his fries and said it was the worst day ever.
He told me his name means ‘best person ever’ and I believed him.
He cried when his mom said he was the worst kid in the world.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haber is someone who gets super happy or super angry in one second. They’re the kind of person who laughs at jokes and then yells at you for no reason.
He laughed at my joke and then yelled at me for no reason.
He was happy when I got an A and mad when I got a B.
He saw a cat and started laughing, then kicked my chair for no reason.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haber is someone who says ‘waaa’ like it’s a curse. The more times you say it, the more annoying it gets.
He said ‘waaa’ 10 times and I wanted to die.
He said ‘waaa’ so loud it woke up my dog.
He said ‘waaa’ during my math test and I failed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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