haben haben

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1
a loud, stupid noise people make when they're as angry as a kicked goat and want to yell at the whole world because they're still mad about that time you called their mom a soggy donut.
'Haben haben!' he screamed at the cashier for giving him the wrong soda.
She yelled 'haben haben!' at the dog for stealing her sandwich.
He said 'haben haben!' in the middle of math class because he didn't know the answer.
2
a stupid sound you make when you're so mad you could punch a wall and it would apologize to you for being a wall.
He said 'haben haben!' after his pizza was late for three hours.
She shouted 'haben haben!' because her cat knocked over her cereal bowl.
He yelled 'haben haben!' in the grocery store because the milk was on the wrong shelf.
3
a sound that comes out of your mouth when you're so annoyed you could throw a shoe at a person and it would hit them in the face and say 'thank you.'
He did 'haben haben!' at the teacher for giving him an F on his test.
She did 'haben haben!' in the hallway because someone took her pencil.
He said 'haben haben!' when his dog ate his homework.
4
a wild, messy noise you make when you're so furious you could probably punch a clock and it would give you a raise.
He did 'haben haben!' because his dog peed on the carpet again.
She did 'haben haben!' at the bus driver for making her wait too long.
He said 'haben haben!' in the kitchen because his brother took the last cookie.
5
a stupid, loud sound you make when you're so mad you could probably yell at the moon and it would cry and give you a free pizza.
He said 'haben haben!' at the store because they didn't have his favorite candy.
She did 'haben haben!' when her brother took her phone.
He did 'haben haben!' because his dog ate his shoes.
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