haben

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A softie who looks like a tough guy but is actually a crying baby inside. He’s smart as hell and gets whatever he wants. He’s funny and will do anything for his friends. But don’t make him do yoga, he’ll fart so hard he’ll scare the heck out of you.
Haben is like my emotional support guy. I cry, he laughs. Then he farts.
He’s the reason I passed math. He explained it like I was his kid.
He came to my birthday party and farted during the cake. I got a belly ache and a laugh.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The queen of the world. She’s not too tall, has a nice butt, and her skin is like a golden brown. She’s also the reason people can’t stop talking about Chris Brown.
Haben is the only girl I’ve ever seen who could make a boring class interesting.
She’s the reason I still think Chris Brown is cool.
She walks in, and suddenly the whole room is better.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A loud noise you make when you’re being a total jackass and you want to annoy people. You say it when they stare at you like you just ate a whole pizza and then insulted their mom.
He yelled ‘haben’ during lunch and made the whole cafeteria laugh.
She said ‘haben’ during a test and got a zero for being loud.
He said ‘haben’ in the middle of a church service and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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