Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy so good-looking he makes your face look like a broken toaster.

My crush is habelio. I look like a raccoon next to him.

That guy in the bar is habelio. I want to punch him for being so good-looking.

My ex said I was habelio. I said, 'You’re the one who looked like a burnt pancake.'

2

A man so handsome he could make a goat jealous and a chicken swoon.

He’s habelio. I’m just a guy who eats too much pizza.

My brother is habelio. I’m the one who got stuck in a traffic jam.

My teacher called me habelio. I told her I looked like a smelly sock.

3

A guy who looks like a king, and you look like the guy who lost his crown in a mud pit.

He’s habelio. I’m the guy who got hit by a bus.

My friend is habelio. I’m the one who got stuck in a chair.

My neighbor is habelio. I’m the one who got kicked out of the party.

4

So good-looking, he could make a vampire blush and a ghost cry.

My crush is habelio. I look like a sad potato.

That guy is habelio. I’m just a guy who wears socks with sandals.

My cousin said I was habelio. I told him I looked like a sad sock.

5

He’s so good-looking, even the mirror gets jealous of him.

He’s habelio. I’m the guy who got stuck in a closet.

My dad is habelio. I’m just a guy who got stuck in a traffic jam.

My boss called me habelio. I told him I looked like a sad bag of chips.