Habekona

My cousin is a Habekona. He eats pizza for breakfast and still complains about his weight.

I saw a Habekona at the gym. He was lifting a couch.

My teacher called me a Habekona because I ate the whole cake.

My neighbor is a Habekona. He wears a shirt that says 'I survived the taco truck.'

At the bus stop, there was a Habekona. He sat down and the bench creaked.

My dog called me a Habekona because I ate all the chips.

My brother is a Habekona. He claims he can bench-press a donut.

I ran into a Habekona at the mall. He blocked my way just to say hi.

My mom told me I'm a Habekona because I ate the whole bag of candy.