habegger

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A joke-loving freak who can't stop cracking dumbass jokes. Everyone else wants to die.

At the wedding, he yelled, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the divorce!'

He texted me, 'I just told my boss my dog ate my homework. He said, 'That’s the best excuse I’ve ever heard!'

In the middle of a funeral, he said, 'This guy’s probably in heaven now. Probably got a better seat.'

The guy who thinks every bad pun is a masterpiece. He's a walking insult to good humor.

He said, 'Why did the ghost go to school? To get a little more haunted!'

He told his friend, 'I just told my mom I was going to the beach. She said, 'Don’t get too sandy!'

At the bar, he said, 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.'

A human laugh machine that never stops. He’s like a clown who got kicked out of the circus for being too loud.

He laughed so hard at his own joke, he fell off the couch.

He told a joke so loud, the neighbors came to check if there was a fire.

He said, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' And then he laughed for five minutes straight.

The kind of person who would tell a joke even if nobody was listening. He’s like a broken speaker playing the same joke over and over.

He told the same joke at the party three times. No one laughed the second time.

He sent me a message: 'I just told my dog a joke. He didn’t get it. But he got a treat.'

He told a joke so bad, the cat walked out of the room.

The person who thinks every awkward moment is a funny joke. He’s like a kid who thinks falling off the slide is a great idea.

He said, 'Why did the cow go to the doctor? Because it had a udder problem!'

He laughed when no one else did. He’s like a dog who thinks the mailman is his best friend.

He said, 'I told my teacher I was sick. She said, 'That’s the best excuse I’ve heard!' And he laughed like it was a surprise.