Habeeism

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Habeeism is the dumb idea that you have to be the man or the woman in your life. No one cares if you're tired. You just shut up and take it.

Bro, I'm doing the dishes. You're gonna mop the floor. No excuses.

I'm pregnant. You're still cooking. You're not magical.

You said you'd be the man. Now you're crying because you dropped the baby.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Habeeism is when people think you're supposed to know everything about being a man or a woman. You're not a robot. You're just a human being with a bad life.

You're a woman. You should know how to fix the toilet.

You're a man. You should know how to read a map.

You're both. You should know how to fix the toilet and read a map.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Habeeism is like being forced to be a man or a woman even if you're just trying to live your life. It's like being yelled at by your parents and your ex at the same time.

I just want to wear pants. Why is everyone yelling at me?

I'm a man. Why are you crying?

I'm not a man. I'm not a woman. I'm just tired.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Habeeism is the dumb idea that you have to be the man or the woman in your life. No one cares if you're tired. You just shut up and take it.

Bro, I'm doing the dishes. You're gonna mop the floor. No excuses.

I'm pregnant. You're still cooking. You're not magical.

You said you'd be the man. Now you're crying because you dropped the baby.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Habeeism is when people think you're supposed to know everything about being a man or a woman. You're not a robot. You're just a human being with a bad life.

You're a woman. You should know how to fix the toilet.

You're a man. You should know how to read a map.

You're both. You should know how to fix the toilet and read a map.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Habeeism is like being forced to be a man or a woman even if you're just trying to live your life. It's like being yelled at by your parents and your ex at the same time.

I just want to wear pants. Why is everyone yelling at me?

I'm a man. Why are you crying?

I'm not a man. I'm not a woman. I'm just tired.

by Slangipedia 13d ago