habeebian

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A person from some middle eastern place. Maybe Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, or somewhere with a lot of spice and bad decisions.

'Yo, that habeebian just ate my lunch and called it a side dish.'

'Why is my math teacher a habeebian? He counts everything in a way that makes no sense.'

'My cousin married a habeebian and now my family has a new language.'

A person who might be from the middle east. No one knows for sure, but they sure act like they do.

'My neighbor is a habeebian and he talks to his plants like they’re in a fight.'

'The guy who sold me my taco was a habeebian and he said it was 'spicy', it was a war.'

'My dog ran away with a habeebian and now he’s a dog person.'

A person who is probably from the middle east. They might be Indian, Iranian, or just someone who knows how to make you regret your life choices.

'My teacher is a habeebian and she gave me a test that looked like a math problem from hell.'

'My friend’s cousin is a habeebian and he turned my pizza into a religion.'

'My dad’s best friend is a habeebian and he once told me my mom was ‘a work in progress’, which I now know is a lie.'

A person from somewhere in the middle east. They might be Iranian, Iraqi, or just someone who has no idea what they’re doing.

'My math teacher is a habeebian and he thinks 2+2 is 5, and he’s right because he’s a habeebian.'

'The guy who sold me my coffee was a habeebian and he gave me a cup of 'mystery', which is just coffee with a side of rage.'

'My neighbor is a habeebian and he once tried to teach my dog how to count.'

A person who might be from the middle east. They don’t know where exactly, but they’re definitely not from here.

'My friend is a habeebian and he once told me the moon is made of rice and cheese.'

'My math teacher is a habeebian and he can’t add without crying.'

'My mom’s friend is a habeebian and she thinks my dad is ‘a work in progress’, which he is, but not that much.'