Habedank

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Habedank is so weak, he can’t even stand up. He eats like a pig and got probation because he’s a waste of space. He’s got a little Spanish in him, but it’s not helping.
Habedank tried to dance and fell over. He looked like a sad taco.
He ate six tacos and still got probation. That’s not fair.
He said he’s half Spanish, but he can’t even speak it properly.
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Habedank is soft as a taco. He can’t even dance. He eats too much and got probation for being useless. He’s got some Spanish blood, but it’s not doing him any good.
He tried to dance, but it was like watching a melted taco.
He ate so much, he got probation. That’s not even a real crime.
He said he’s Spanish, but he can’t even say ‘hello’ right.
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Habedank is like a limp taco. He can’t dance. He eats like a pig and got probation for being a total waste. He’s got some Spanish in him, but it’s not helping.
He tried to dance and just flopped on the floor like a sad taco.
He ate seven tacos and got probation. That’s not even a real punishment.
He said he’s Spanish, but he can’t even spell it.
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