Habebi

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Your hot girlfriend who thinks she’s the main character of your life and doesn’t care if you’re crying in the shower.

My habebi just left me for a guy who can do push-ups.

She said I was her ‘main guy’ but I’m just the side dish.

I texted her ‘I love you’ and she replied ‘I know, I’m perfect.’

The person who thinks you’re a fool for still being with them even after they stole your last sock.

She took my sock and now I’m stuck with a hole in my foot.

My habebi said I was her ‘true love’ but she’s still with my brother.

She took my last sock and now I have to wear my brother’s old shirt.

A girl who thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread but only when she’s getting free pizza.

She said I was her ‘best friend’ but only when she got pizza.

I tried to break up with her and she said I was ‘too good for the rest of the world.’

She asked me out because I had a slice of pizza and now I’m stuck with her.

The girl who thinks she’s your everything but forgets your birthday and steals your lunch money.

She forgot my birthday and took my lunch money for her own pizza.

She said I was her ‘everything’ but I didn’t even get a cake.

She took my lunch money and now I have to eat soup for a week.

Your girlfriend who thinks she’s the Queen of the World and you’re just her royal jester.

She said I was her ‘royal jester’ but I’m just the guy who laughs at her jokes.

She said I was her ‘royal jester’ and now I have to wear a funny hat.

She said I was her ‘royal jester’ but I’m just the guy who brings her snacks.