Habebe

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That person you love so much you want to call them something stupid because their name is just plain boring and you're trying to make them special.
You: 'Hey, Habebe, why did you eat my pizza?' Habebe: 'Because you’re a weak human being.'
You: 'Habebe, why are you crying?' Habebe: 'Because you’re the worst friend ever.'
You: 'Habebe, why are you wearing socks with sandals?' Habebe: 'Because I’m a genius.'
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The stupid phrase that some basic youtuber uses to sound cool even though it’s just a word he made up and he says it every 10 seconds like it’s the most important thing in life.
Habebe: 'Hey guys, I’m Habebe and I’m here to make you feel stupid.'
Habebe: 'This is Habebe, and I’m going to make you feel stupid again.'
Habebe: 'I’m Habebe, and I’m here to make you feel stupid for the 100th time.'
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