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When you have enough proof to show your idiot coworker is lying through their rotten teeth

I got the receipt, you dumbass. You’re not getting off that easy.

Your fake expense report is as good as a broken promise.

You think you can bullsh*t your way through this? I’ve got the paper trail.

When you have the evidence to show your brain-dead office mate is full of hot air

Your lunch tab says otherwise, you dolt.

You claimed that coffee was for the team. It was for you, and I have the receipt.

You’re not fooling anyone, and I have the proof.

When you have the receipts to prove your stupid coworker is nothing but a lying fraud

Your expense report is a joke. I’ve got the receipt.

You said you paid for the meeting. I’ve got the receipt and the bill.

You’re a fraud, and I’ve got the proof.