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A fancy word that the pink guy from Filthy Frank uses to sound cool, even though it’s just a dumb word he made up to make people laugh.
Habe, you’re the worst.
I’m gonna use habe to make you cry.
Habe, I’m gonna beat you up.
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A fat guy who poops everywhere and also steals your money and drinks so much he might as well be dead.
That guy at the mall is a habe.
I had a habe for a friend.
He’s a habe and he’s gonna die soon.
3
A messed-up version of have that sounds like a baboon’s name, and honestly, it might be a baboon.
I wrote habe instead of have.
Habe is the worst thing ever.
Is habe a word or is it a baboon?
4
A lazy way to say Hey Babe when you’re too lazy to type the whole thing.
Habe, I miss you.
Hey babe, I’m sending you pizza.
Habe, let’s hang out.
5
A weird word you type into Google Translate just to mess with someone and make them confused.
I typed habe into Google Translate and laughed.
Habe is the worst thing to do to someone.
He typed habe and cried.
6
What you say when you hide under the table during lunch because you’re too scared to eat.
Habe, I’m hiding under the table.
I said habe and ran away.
Habe is my new favorite word.
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A German phrase that means you stole someone else’s mom, and you’re probably going to regret it.
He said habe and I felt bad.
I stole my friend’s mom and now I have to live with it.
Habe is the worst thing you can do to someone.