habbz

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a walking disaster who needs a life and probably wears glitter to work

My coworker is a habbz. He cried when the coffee ran out.

That guy in the grocery store is a habbz. He talked to the cereal.

My uncle is a habbz. He tried to pet a goat and got kicked.

a human-shaped excuse for a life who’s probably gay and definitely a tool

My friend is a habbz. He thinks he’s a wizard. He’s not. He’s a habbz.

That guy at the bar is a habbz. He tried to flirt with my dad.

My neighbor is a habbz. He put a fish in a sock and called it a pet.

a complete waste of oxygen who needs a life and might just be gay

My teacher is a habbz. She gave us homework on a Tuesday. Twice.

That guy at the gym is a habbz. He tried to lift a cow.

My cousin is a habbz. He cried when he got a haircut.