Habbosexual

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A person who refuses to flirt or kiss in real life but spends all their time making fake love on the internet site habbo. com.

I’ve had 100 boyfriends on Habbo, but I’ve never kissed anyone in real life. My face is still smooth.

My mom thinks I’m dating someone. I’m just messaging a guy who looks like a potato.

I’ve been in 500 relationships on Habbo. My real life is just me and my cat.

Someone who’s too lazy to talk to people in real life so they just chat and flirt with strangers on habbo. com.

I’m too tired to go to school. I’ll just log on to Habbo and pretend I’m in a relationship.

I’d rather text my crush on Habbo than say hi in class.

My real life is boring. Habbo is my escape.

A person who’s too ugly to have a real life romance, so they just make up fake ones on the website habbo. com.

My face is so ugly, I can’t even look at myself. I’ve got 200 boyfriends on Habbo.

I’m not ugly. I just have 100 boyfriends on Habbo.

I’m not fat. I’m just in love with 50 people on Habbo.

Someone who thinks real life is too hard, so they just pretend to be in love on habbo. com.

Real life is too much. I’d rather be in love with a pixelated person.

I don’t want to deal with real people. I’ll just date a cartoon character.

I’m not sad. I’m just being in love on Habbo.

A person who has no life, so they just chat and pretend to be in love on habbo. com all day.

I have no life. I’m just texting my crush on Habbo.

My real life is me and my video game. I have 300 boyfriends on Habbo.

I’m not boring. I’m just dating 100 people on Habbo.