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When a computer is so slow it feels like it's been hit by a train full of habbo noobs.

My laptop is habboed and I can't even open my game.

My computer is so slow it's like it's been habboed by 100 noobs.

My brother's computer is habboed and he can't even log in.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A sneaky website that tricks kids into spending their allowance on fake furniture.

This site is a scam, I spent all my money on virtual furniture.

My little brother fell for it and spent $20 on a chair.

This website is a trap, I got conned into buying a virtual couch.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A pixel game where prepubescent kids try to find a new eBoyfriend or eGirlfriend, but it's mostly just a place for annoying kids to hang out.

I tried to find a boyfriend on Habbo, but all I got was a noob.

My eGirlfriend is just a noob who spends all her money on furni.

I found my eBoyfriend, but he's just a noob who wants to be rich.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Habbo got attacked by a bunch of nigras who shut the pool down because it had AIDS, and the swear filter had to be updated because they kept saying it over and over.

The pool got shut down because of AIDS and a bunch of nigras.

Nigras closed the pool because it had AIDS and they said it 100 times.

Habbo got hit by nigras and the pool shut down because of AIDS.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A game where kids with no life hide behind computers, pretending to be cool while buying virtual furniture.

I spend hours on Habbo pretending I'm rich.

I have no life and I spend all my money on virtual furniture.

I play Habbo to avoid being called a loser in real life.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Habbo is like a virtual mall, but instead of real money, you spend your allowance on fake stuff while trying to impress some random kid.

I spend my allowance on virtual furniture to impress some noob.

My little sister spends her money on virtual pets.

I bought a virtual car with my allowance just to impress a random kid.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A game where you chat with random people, but most of them are perverts, hackers, and kids who think they're cool just because they have a lot of furniture.

I got chat by a pervert who asked for my MSN.

My friend got hacked and lost all her money.

I chat with random people and most of them are noobs.

by Slangipedia 12d ago