habbo dating

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Habbo dating is when you waste your time on a crummy online game trying to flirt with kids who look like they still use crayons. Only losers and perverts do it, and they probably still wear pajamas in real life.

I dated a 12-year-old on Habbo. He still has a bedtime story habit.

My Habbo boyfriend asked me to marry him. I said yes. Then he logged off.

I had sex on Habbo. It was just two people typing in all caps.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habbo dating is for people who are too ugly, too dumb, or too young to have a real life. You hang out on a silly website and pretend you’re in love with someone you’ve never seen.

My Habbo girlfriend cried when I broke up with her. I was just playing a game.

I dated my teacher on Habbo. He didn’t know I was in his class.

My Habbo crush asked me to be his wife. I said no. He cried in all caps.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habbo dating is when you pretend to be in a relationship with someone you’ve never met. You chat, you marry them, you have fake babies, it’s all just a stupid game to feel special.

I married my Habbo crush. He sent me a message: ‘I love you, baby.’ I said, ‘Okay, whatever.’

I had a baby on Habbo. It was just me and my friend pretending.

I dated my brother on Habbo. He still thinks I’m his girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 3d ago