habbo

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Habbo is a pixel game where annoying kids try to find fake boyfriends or girlfriends. It gets destroyed by nigras who say AIDS so much it gets filtered out.
Nigga said AIDS 100 times
AIDS was added to the filter because it was too much
The pool was closed because of AIDS
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Habbo Hotel is a fake game where you spend real money on fake stuff. People fight like crazy even though you can't punch each other.
I spent $50 on a virtual couch
My friend got banned for fighting a mod
The filter lets niggas say 'dick' all day
3
Habbo is where losers hide behind computers to act like babies. The mods get paid to be loved by little kids.
I spent 2 hours playing Habbo
My mod said 'love you' 50 times
I got a virtual pet for $10
4
Habbo is a stupid game where you chat with perverts and hackers. The graphics look like monkeys drew them.
I got hacked in Habbo
A pervert sent me a weird message
The graphics look like trash
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Habbo is where teenagers act like babies and get hooked. You will waste all your money on fake stuff.
I got a new hairstyle for $5
My friend got a boyfriend in Habbo
I spent all my allowance on Habbo
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Habbo is where fake gangs fight for virtual clothes. Real gangs don't even use it.
My friend got a red set
I got beat up by a blue gang
Real bloods don't use Habbo
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Habbo is a stupid game full of losers who waste real money on fake furniture. The mods are useless.
I spent $100 on a fake house
The mod didn't do anything
Hackers stole my money
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