habble

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The gross noise you make when you stick your tongue out like a dog begging for food. It’s also what you do when you see something so good you want to lick it and then eat it and then spit it out.
Habble! This pizza is so good it tastes like my dead grandma’s soul.
I did a habble when I saw my ex with my best friend.
My dog does a habble every time I open the bag of treats.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Just say ‘Habble’ and you’re in. It’s like a secret club for people who think they’re cool. If you say it wrong, the world might end and you’ll be stuck in a time loop with a history teacher.
Habble! I’ve been waiting for this moment since 2013.
My mom says habble every time she sees my dad.
I said habble and now my dog is staring at me like I betrayed him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your brain turns to mush and you’re like, ‘Wait, what? Why? Why now?’ It’s like when you’re trying to solve a math problem and your brain is screaming at you.
I was so confused I did a habble and then cried.
He did a habble when he saw the math test.
She habbled so hard she forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That long, boring, and mostly useless talk that old history teachers do. It sounds like a bunch of old people arguing about who had the worst life.
That history teacher’s habble was longer than my lunch break.
He did a habble about the Roman Empire and I fell asleep.
My teacher’s habble was so long it caused a time warp.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you do something so embarrassing and gross that you’re basically asking for death. It’s like when you’re in a fight and you do something so stupid you can’t even be mad anymore.
He did a habble and now I’m gonna have to take him to the hospital.
I did a habble and my friend laughed so hard he cried.
She did a habble and now she’s stuck in a time loop with a history teacher.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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An old, smelly, and barely alive man who probably smells like a dead fish. He’s about to die and he doesn’t even know it.
That old man in the corner is a habble.
My grandpa is a habble and he doesn’t even know it.
The man who sold me the pizza was a habble.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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It’s just a word. Everyone should know it. If they don’t, they’re either stupid or they’re a history teacher.
Habble is a word. It should be on the dictionary.
Why isn’t habble a real word? That’s not fair.
I think habble is the best word ever and everyone should know it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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