Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A habit that’s so bad it’s like a curse. You can’t live without it and you won’t stop even if it kills you.

I got the habbi of eating pizza at 3 a. m. and I can’t quit.

She got the habbi of talking to her plants and now they talk back.

He got so many habbi’s he’s like a walking addiction factory.

2

A weird way to say happy that’s like a toddler’s version of being excited.

Hewwo! I’m happy I got a C on my test.

Hewwo! I just got a pizza.

Hewwo! My cat sat on my face.

3

When someone’s so quick with their comebacks they make you feel like a joke.

He said ‘you’re ugly’ and she said ‘you’re a waste of oxygen’ and now he’s crying.

She said ‘I’m rich’ and he said ‘I’m rich and I still hate you’.

He said ‘you’re a loser’ and she said ‘you’re a loser and I’m a winner’.

4

Ugly, stupid, and mean. She’s so bad she thinks Alexa is a real person.

She’s ugly, stupid, and mean. She thinks Alexa is her best friend.

She’s so ugly and stupid she asked Alexa to do her math homework.

She’s mean and ugly and still thinks Alexa is real.

5

A secret relationship between Hana and Abby. They’re in love and everyone else is just stupid.

Hana and Abby are a ship. They’re in love and you’re just a bystander.

Hana and Abby are a ship. They’re so in love they don’t even notice you’re here.

Hana and Abby are a ship. They’re so cute you’re jealous.

6

When a guy takes out his penis and slaps someone until they either pass out or get a free massage.

He pulled out his penis and slapped her until she cried.

He slapped her so hard she got a free face massage.

He slapped her and now she has a bruise and a free face massage.

7

When you don’t care about anything and everyone else is just annoying.

I don’t care about anything. I’m just chilling.

She didn’t care about the test and got a D.

He didn’t care about the party and just stayed home.