Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gross way to do it where both people are just stuck in a weird headlock of spit and goo.

My cousin tried it and looked like a melted waffle.

My dog tried to do it with my sister and got kicked out.

I did it with my brother and it was like a messy food fight.

2

A stupid word that Ed Bassmaster used to make people look confused and laugh like fools.

Ed said it and my mom facepalmed.

My friend heard it and laughed for 10 minutes.

I said it in class and the teacher gave me a detention.

3

A loud, rude Indian who yells at you like a madman and sounds like a broken blender.

He yelled at me like my dog just ate his homework.

He screamed so fast my ears hurt.

He said something that sounded like a robot had a meltdown.

4

A stupid fight that could’ve been fixed with a sandwich, but no one wanted to be nice.

We fought over who took the last cookie.

My friend and I argued over who was the best at video games.

My mom and dad fought over whose turn it was to do the dishes.

5

A tiny Mexican man with a big beard who rides a donkey, loves his nips, and throws burritos like a madman.

He threw a burrito at my face and it hit me in the nose.

He ran away when I asked him a question.

His donkey, Esmerelda, ran over my shoe.

6

A way to say someone is so good you want to eat them like a snack.

My sister is so snackable I want to eat her like a candy bar.

My brother is snackable and I want to bite him.

My teacher is snackable and I want to nibble her.

7

The best weed ever. It’s so good it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.

I smoked it and my brain felt like it was on fire.

My friend smoked it and started talking like a robot.

I did it and felt like I was flying.