Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Big ol' meaty things on your chest that make you look like a walking buffet.

My sister’s habbanatties could feed a whole family.

I stared at his habbanatties for five minutes straight.

She walked in and the whole room went quiet because of her habbanatties.

2

The reason you're distracted in class, and also why you’re getting a C.

I got a C because I was thinking about her habbanatties the whole time.

He drew a picture of his crush’s habbanatties on the desk.

The teacher caught him staring at his neighbor’s habbanatties.

3

Big round things that make you want to eat them, and also make you look like a walking billboard.

Her habbanatties were so big, they looked like they were about to fall off.

He asked her out just because of her habbanatties.

My friend’s habbanatties made him look like a superhero.

4

The reason you're late to school, and also the reason you're early to lunch.

I was late to school because I was looking at her habbanatties.

He skipped math just to stare at her habbanatties.

I ran to lunch because I couldn’t wait to see her habbanatties.

5

Big juicy things that make you want to bite them, and also make you look like a walking snack.

Her habbanatties were so juicy, I wanted to take a bite.

He was drooling over her habbanatties in the hallway.

My friend’s habbanatties looked like they were about to burst.

6

The reason you're distracted, and also the reason you’re getting a bad grade.

I got a bad grade because I kept thinking about her habbanatties.

He drew a picture of her habbanatties instead of doing homework.

She distracted the whole class with her habbanatties.