Habbamond

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A brainless twerp who couldn't tell their butt from a donut and thought Googling this word was a smart move. You're a total idiot.
My cousin asked me what this word meant and I had to explain it to him like he was a toddler.
My dog knows more than this guy.
He asked me if this was an insult and I said no, but he still cried.
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A human who's so clueless they thought this word was a new app. You're like a bag of wet socks.
My friend tried to Google this word and got confused by the results.
This person asked me if it was a meme and I said no, but they still believed me.
He looked at me like I was speaking another language.
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A person so dumb they thought this word was a password. You're the worst.
He tried to type this word into his phone like it was a secret code.
I told him it was an insult and he still said it was cool.
He asked me if it was a new video game and I said no, but he still played it.
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A human who's so brain-dead they thought this word was a new job. You're like a dead cat.
He said he wanted to get a job called 'Habbamond' and I told him he was wrong.
He asked me if it was a real job and I said no, but he still applied.
He thought this was a new career and tried to write a resume for it.
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A person so lost they thought this word was a new language. You're the worst kind of fool.
He asked me if this was a new language and I said no, but he still tried to speak it.
He said he was fluent in Habbamond and I believed him for a second.
He tried to translate it into Spanish and got confused.
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