habausage

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A meat monster made by a lunatic who tried to make a sandwich and ended up creating a nightmare. It’s ham, bacon, and sausage all tied up in a meaty mess.

My cousin ate one and threw up on my uncle’s shoes.

I tried to bite into it and it bit back.

The chef called it a meat explosion and I believed him.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The most cursed breakfast ever. It’s like a sausage had a baby with bacon and ham, and nobody wanted to know.

I saw it on the menu and ran out screaming.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s a meat zombie.

My mom made it and I had to eat it with my eyes closed.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A meat nightmare that’s supposed to be a meal. It’s ham, bacon, and sausage all forced into one greasy, angry meatball.

I tried to take a bite and it looked at me like I owed it money.

My brother ate it and now he’s a bacon ghost.

The restaurant gave it a nickname: ‘The Meatball from Hell.’

by Slangipedia 3d ago